So... I put the Saturn on CL...

And the add got flagged within moments...

Any idea why? (yeah, pretty sure I went too far out there with it)

So here is the deal, this is one sweet 1997 Saturn SW1 that was owned by a little old lady in Florida (I have documentation on this) before I got it in 2008 and drove it from here at the end of 2008. This car could easily make another drive across the country, if you were to move or just need to move some items that you wouldnt want residue of in your day to day vehicle (cops check for that stuff now a days), as it was blessed by both the pope using holy water and virgin sheep blood, along with Chuck Norris who rubbed his beard on the vehicle.

The body of this car looks great, and minus a few dents in the hood and the pass front fender being broken due to a minor accident, it looks brand new. The hood did have an incidental meeting with the windshield, subsequently you will more than likely need a new windshield, I tried to get Billy Mays here to attempt to fix it with Might Mend It but infortunetley Mr Mays passed away before this even could occur. I mean just imagine it, Billy Mays, Chuck Norris, and the pope all found this vehicle worthy of their time, what does that say about you?

The interior of the car is beautiful, there is a little hole in the drivers seat that is about as big as a quarter where the back meets the bottom. the transmission shifts smoothly but there is a broken motor mount. the air bags are perfect, seat belts work, and the carpet has been replaced from where I got vomit and hooker blood in the back. (FYI, a shamwow wont clean that up)

Honestly, Im trying to make a little bit of money back from what I have put in this car in the last year. The starter, battery, lead wires, flux capacitor, head gasket, blinker fluid, filters, tires, plugs, wires were all replaced in the last year, but I have no need for the car anymore... The AC compressor was broke in the accident, but the climate controls have been replaced, and they are so new that they arent even out of the box yet...

Have a kid that needs to learn how to drive and you dont want to risk your own car? Need some cheap transportation? Have some nuns that you want to run off the road? Or do you just want to jump a car into a wall of flaming TVs? This would be your vehicle! For more questions send me an email and Ill gladly send you some pics.

Im open to offers on the car, I know it aint pretty, but damnit it gets you where you need to go and I had no trouble with it starting at all during the winter last year. I still drive this car every day now, just want to make some room in the driveway.